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Adam Demotivational Poster


GENESIS - Facebook version.


TAGS: god facebook adam eve garden eden satan apple status update
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 6:32 pm
charming, 4/5 cause it isnt origanal
Informator - August 25, 2009, 8:00 am
WIN :D 5 lions
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Except that stuff aboot coveting ass...I'm all aboot coveting ass.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Crazy? you'd have to be straight up Retarded to believe anything Christianity has to say.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:52 am
Well of course not! That would just be Crazy!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 2:49 am
For the record I don't believe everything here; especially that fake dinosaur fossils part.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:26 am
Fake dinosaur fossils for the crazy christians who believe that they were put there to test their faith! rotfl! Thats awesome. Nice jab at jesus!
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 11:03 am
I don't care what religion you are, thats just funny.


MORTICIA ADAMS - The Original Goth Girl ...


TAGS: morticia adams original goth girl
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Budog

TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:53 pm
Very nice. She is still a dish!
Cyberhagen - September 12, 2011, 2:30 pm
Yeah babee.. cata mia!
Greeny - September 10, 2011, 5:31 am
Two D's in Addams, but 5 anyway - she was the first to stir my senses


Blame It On Eve -


TAGS: adam eve her fault uh huh
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 4:26 pm
"but YOU gave her boobs"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 13, 2013, 12:38 am
Blamed woman and subsequently blamed God. "YOU are the one who gave her to me."


THE BIG BANG - In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.


TAGS: douglas adams
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Chef

R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:46 am
Uh oh! Moooooooooo's getting mushy again. Next he'll be kissing the mannequin in the corner again- Too late, dangit Moooo!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:43 am
I work midnights....also...i luv u gys.....yur my rock.....
Haarakkon - May 11, 2010, 11:40 am
Douglas was a pretty good British Author, right up there with JRR Tolkien. JRR, however, was never able to appear on "Flying Circus" (Adams did) and so loses the battle by a whisker.
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:22 am
*drinking so early*
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:22 am
Also, it's like mid-morning! Why are you drink so early? Unless you've been up all night, then it's OK.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:18 am
It's ALWAYS the alcohol talking.....the real Moooo+ is mute (Mrs, Moo+ wishes)
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:15 am
I figured...last time you were drinking you didn't call for 5 days! I don't want to go through that again! I need to know it's not just the alcohol talking!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:13 am
I can't help moooooself....Also, I've been drinking.
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:06 am
You still kind of freak me out...we'll see. No promises...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:04 am
Friends with bondage benefits?
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:02 am
Just light bondage, not the like the stuff you PM'd me about last week...I told you Moooo, just friends!
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 11:01 am
I'll have to email the reminder to watch "last chance" to my home email, can't watch videos at work :(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 11:01 am
I think we're Soulmates......are you into Bondage?
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:59 am
I just ggogled a full list of Douglas Adams books...I still have some readin' to do! I did play "the Starship Titanic" video game, funny dialogue, but it was like "Myst" and I don't like those games, makes you think too much!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:57 am
Find the "last chance to see" episodes....hosted by Stephen Fry.....He does Douglas proud.
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:55 am
I did read "Last Chance to see" Great book, I have always love his Humor. And the Dirk Gently books are great too!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:54 am
Next to my car and My Asimov first editions ..they're my prized possessions....Don't ever try collecting books folks....It makes Moving next to impossible.
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:51 am
You got me there! Mooooo!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:49 am
I have all 5 first editions ....beat that Jake!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:46 am
LMAO!!!.....but, How will you get those "other" stains off his stuffed Aggy doll?
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 10:45 am
don't listen to Moo+, you have to presoak. that's the only way the those dried strawberry yougert rings will come off ReRuns Sponge Bob bowl
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:42 am
I stand corrected, and indeed my face is red...It happens quite often as I mouse up to click on a lion, it triggers facebook or twitter or some crap...fine, I'll do the dishes...but you won't like the cleanser I use! ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:42 am
That's woman's work....so I suggest you get started GS.....No, you can't pre-soak them for an hour...put some elbow grease into it....and wash my shirts!
GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 10:40 am
BaZINGA!! Your Penance is, THE DISHES!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 11, 2010, 10:40 am
I've read the guide 8 times.....I'm deeply ashamed at TOC's comment....I'm sending Dirk Gently after you!.........If all you Adams fans haven't seen "last chance to see"...I suggest you find it NOW!!!!
thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 10:37 am
Look at the bottom... have you ever voted on this poster? :P You may have given it 5 Gnab Gibs, but no lions. :(
R.S.Jake - May 11, 2010, 10:35 am
TOC, what do you mean liar? He WAS my favorite author of all time! I've read "The Guide" (all 5 books of the trilogy) like 20 times each!
Maddness - May 11, 2010, 3:03 am
I like this one m8
thatonechick - May 10, 2010, 7:20 pm
Jake... you's a liar!
R.S.Jake - May 10, 2010, 7:01 pm
Douglas Adams. RIP. My favorite author of all time! 5 Gnab Gibs!


HAPPY TOWEL DAY - Hey, Sass that Hoopy Frood. He really knows where his towel is.




1776 - I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace; that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress!


TAGS: john adams movie quotes
Rating: 4.6/5

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MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:39 am
Too true Captain....either that or they become the Aussie Labor Government. LOL Well done with the poster 5L's
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 12:31 pm
I like it!
lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 12:28 am
5 fat pork barrel for my captain!!!
Treehodger - March 9, 2010, 11:51 pm
I had to read that three times to get it. Reading and math should never go together. Lol, but still nice one.


IT'S NOT OVER YET, KIDS - We still have another 2,000 years of this to go. After all, Nostradamus' last prophecy is after 4000 A.D.




MACCAS RUNS -


TAGS: mcdonalds adam vs god maccas
Rating: 3.12/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 8:57 am
Everyone knows that Jesus is a gardener
KoU - January 12, 2012, 11:23 am
Ahahahahaha Amazing!


DON'T PANIC - Always know where your towel is.




OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


WOLVERINE -


TAGS: life time comic x men marvel universe hero adamantium
Rating: 2.57/5

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Weapon X - June 5, 2009, 2:58 am
I hate to rain on your parade, MattA...oh wait, no I don't...but the quote is spot-on. Just because you saw it once or twice doesn't mean you know enough about the character quotes to bash this moti. Epic fail. Sorry, just had to point that out.
Weapon X - June 5, 2009, 2:54 am
I hate to rain on your parade, MattA...oh wait, no I don't...but the quote is spot-on. Just because you saw it once or twice doesn't mean you know enough about the character quotes to bash this moti. Epic fail. Sorry, just had to point that out.
MattA - May 23, 2009, 1:36 am
It should be "I'm the best at what I do, AND what I do isn't very nice." Sorry. Just had to point that out.


FRACKING TOASTER - you got what was coming to you




TAG - Your it


TAGS: tag adams cousin it funny
Rating: 4.15/5

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BoneCD - November 17, 2010, 8:51 am
love it! 5P from me


BILLY MADISON - The Blonde's SuperHero




LILY VS. MORTICIA - There can be only one!


TAGS: morticia the addams adams family munsters lily lilly monsters
Rating: 2.42/5

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dtc888 - August 4, 2009, 9:05 pm
Must Not FAP!! Resistence is futile...


HAVE YOU EVER PONDERED - Why all the depictions of Adam and Eve show them with bellybuttons ?


TAGS: adam eve depictions show bellybuttons
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Budog

Feasibly - March 2, 2012, 8:41 am
Sry Zetmonk, I had to get that off my chest...err stomach...er, you know what I mean! D'oh!
Zetmonk - March 2, 2012, 5:49 am
Nooooooo... the mental image is staggering...
Feasibly - March 1, 2012, 2:55 pm
(Teehee)
Feasibly - March 1, 2012, 2:53 pm
Man, the things we ponder sometimes...it's a wonder our bellybuttons don't serve as a$$holes.
crankyhead - March 1, 2012, 1:48 pm
The nerd in me can't resist...: Men have nipples, because mammals all start out as females in the womb. If you're going to be male, you won't start growing boy parts until the 6th week of gestation, and by then, you already own some girl parts. =)
Budog - March 1, 2012, 1:18 pm
Things that make you say, hmmmm...
Feasibly - March 1, 2012, 12:49 pm
or why men have nipples. :/
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:27 pm
?.


HAPPY 61ST BIRTHDAY DOUGLAS ADAMS -




AND GOD SAID UNTO EVE - Quit playing in the water and go make him a sammich!




READ THE LABELS - Before you let the guy ram the ship into a Sun!


TAGS: adama battlestar galactica pills labels
Rating: 3.25/5

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Rhinosaurus - July 10, 2010, 12:24 pm
Frak yeah!


OMG.... - Rihanna is white now?




JEWISH DATABASE FOR DATING - Really? Because I didn't think that Jewish people liked to be on lists. -Adam Sandler




PANOPEA ABRUPTA - Sorry madam, is not what you expected...


TAGS: sorry madam expected
Rating: 3.14/5

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mattboy115 - September 25, 2010, 4:31 pm
I sure can. Goo-ee-duck!
almarpa - July 24, 2010, 11:12 am
Indeed! Goeduck!
ICEMAN - July 23, 2010, 8:26 pm
Can you say, goeduck???


ADAM & EVE -


TAGS: adam amp eve cartoon
Rating: 3.56/5

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HypercatZed - November 3, 2011, 4:23 pm
So the first man was a muslim? Then this is how it really went: Eve:"Let's climb up that tree and pick down an apple!" Adam:"I have a better idea: let's bomb it and make the apples fall down!" BOOM! God:"Man! What have you done!" Adam:"It's all her fault!
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 6:36 am
Long-delayed LOL @ Aggy and her ears!
Lolli - January 5, 2010, 6:35 am
That's the perfect way to "strip" women of their power :P
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:16 pm
And they're nowhere near her ears!!!
Claire - October 7, 2009, 8:14 pm
That slut's ankles are showing!
Chron139 - July 23, 2009, 8:52 pm
Well that would solve a lot of issues...
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 10:40 am
YOU CAN SEE HER LEGS! STONE HER! And so ends the human race...


AND GOD SAID UNTO MAN -


TAGS: eggo waffles god religion adam painting sistine chapel
Rating: 2.87/5

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Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:05 pm
Thank you...I do what I can. Xombie is a guy I know from school.
DreMagnum - October 22, 2009, 8:38 pm
blasphemy at its best
rerun - October 22, 2009, 8:20 pm

Bob Saget?
i am xombie - October 22, 2009, 8:18 pm
GUESS WHO!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????????????????????????????????????????
Whoa~ - October 19, 2009, 4:15 pm
Yaoi~*~*~*~*


ADAM BOMB -




IMPOSSIBLE - The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it which the merely improbable lacks. Douglas Adams




ENDANGERED - We are not an endangered species ourselves yet, but this is not for lack of trying. - Douglas Adams


TAGS: adams douglas
Rating: 4.77/5

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TheOne - March 15, 2011, 5:06 pm
Solid.


FIG LEAVES -




ADAM FROM DEAD RISING -


TAGS: dead rising adam clown zombie
Rating: 2.11/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - August 30, 2011, 10:16 am
Regular clowns are unnerving, Adam the Clown looks like one of my mothers body doubles with her dress sense and kitchen utensils... Same hair dye to boot
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2010, 7:09 am
you apparently haven't seen Chomper's van yet.


IN FIRST PLACE - Why did God create them?




Chocolate Egg Creams -


TAGS: egg creams black adam marvel shazam dc comics fawcett
Rating: 2.68/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 19, 2008, 2:15 am
Okay, one more thing. Egg creams contain no egg and no cream. They are chocolate syrup, seltzer water, and milk, all added together and mixed up. and very good, too.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 19, 2008, 2:13 am
Wikipedia explicates here:"After the comic book supervillain Black Adam was captured by Captain Marvel, the magic word that gave him his powers was changed from "Shazam!" to "Chocolate egg cream", a phrase he was considered unlikely ever to utter." There
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 19, 2008, 2:10 am
This is Black Adam, a supervillain-esque guy currently of the DC universe of comics, and I believe in this scene he was actually getting an egg cream, which is, for those who don't know, a milkshake like concoction of sublime tastiness.
biggy titty - October 18, 2008, 4:02 pm
picture, wtf, someone make me understand.


COULTERGEIST -


TAGS: coulter coultergeist republican conservative idiot giant adam s apple man bush witch bitch
Rating: 2.47/5

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Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 4:31 am
I find her atractive yet repulsive. I dont know wether to kiss her mouth or stuff it with a rag so she will shut up.
Conservatives - May 15, 2008, 6:35 pm
"all thing intellectual"? Apparently liberals don't understand that thing should have an 's' on it in this sentence.
Sean - May 9, 2008, 4:11 pm
By that I mean you crack nuts with a freakin' sledge hammer.
Sean - May 9, 2008, 4:10 pm
Wow.


DIRTY PAIR - You can't resist the power of Kei's acclaimed HYPNO-BUTT!




dear westboro untied church -


TAGS: isis robin willians haters adam hills the last leg
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 22, 2014, 12:21 am
Raising the bar as always...
JesusWept - August 19, 2014, 3:05 pm
LOL! Very good! L L L L L


Vin Diesel -




THE A TEAM - Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 came first. Sorry Forseti, I win.




WORDS OF WISDOM -




I AM A THINKER... - A dreamer, a speculative philosopher... or, as my wife would have it, an idiot. (Sorry Mr. Adams)




EXPERIENCE - "A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that." Douglas Adams




DOUBT -




GRIZZLEY ADAMS - The early years.




SIR ISSAC NEWTON - "Sir Isaac Newton, renowned inventor of the milled-edge coin and the catflap!" - Dirk Gently




ADAM LAMBERT - Because not all hot people are straight


TAGS: adam lambert american idol gay guy hot
Rating: 1.67/5

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rerun - June 22, 2010, 6:50 pm

GS - I thought motifake was don't ask...don't tell
gia_rose_13 - June 22, 2010, 12:43 pm
Most true...
GreyScorpion - June 22, 2010, 8:21 am
rerun, don't forget those 5 copies for your mother ;)
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:34 am
Wow... you're introducing original new theories for motifake, Copernicus.


Superstition -




Godsend -


TAGS: calendar july 30th wd40 god adam
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

concern3 - July 31, 2017, 4:48 am
Ditto, Emilio's comment but still an UP yours


The Garden of Eden -




Original Sin -




Terms & Conditions -


TAGS: adam eve apple paradise eden
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

GaryO - July 11, 2015, 9:01 pm
Geeezus, Jesus, whatchoo on? Yer H.O.T.


AND ON THE SEVENTH DAY - The "Flying Spaghetti Monster" creates "Heaven On Earth" ... "BACON"!


TAGS: bacon fsm heaven god adam
Rating: 4.03/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2012, 1:58 am
It already is.
spypengen - August 1, 2012, 1:42 am
this needs to go on religifake.
falloutghoul - July 25, 2012, 8:42 pm
Ramen.


The Original Assertive Woman -


TAGS: adam eve men women control
Rating: 3.83/5

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Pushkin - February 11, 2016, 11:20 am
Very funny.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:18 am
EVE: Adam, eat a piece of this or you won't get a piece of "this"...! (Points at butt)
Pushkin - February 3, 2016, 10:03 pm
Women aren't smart, just assertive.
EmilioDumphque - February 2, 2016, 4:08 am
Since she took the first bite, she would be the "smart" one.


In the Beginning -


TAGS: adam eve eden mormon god
Rating: 3.67/5

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blesic - June 8, 2015, 10:59 pm
Thank you very much.
mizzdizz - June 5, 2015, 7:33 pm
S was Moses, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, David ..... LOL! 5L Blesic!


Amre -




ADAM WEST -




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